Two Men Accused Of Using Corpse Head As Bong

May 9, 2008

Matthew Gonzalez and Kevin Jones appeared in a Harris County, Texas Courthouse to be charged with the misdemeanor offense of abuse of a corpse. According to documents filed in the case, Gonzalez and Jones along with an unnamed juvenile went to Humble cemetery, dug up a man’s grave, left it with the head, and went home to make it into a “bong”. About a half-month later, Gonzalez showed authorities the “bong” and the grave, but due to heavy rains it was hard to tell if the casket or the body had been disturbed.

Dumb people, dumb cops.